Ok, so am I like the last person on the planet to know about Simon Rex and his stint with gay porn? Apparently so. I found out about it maybe a week ago and I saw some stills. A little shocking, but nothing I couldn't handle.
Today, however, a friend sent me one of his videos, a clip from "Young, Hard and Solo II" and I watched it with my roommate who has never seen any gay porn before. I think she's a bit scarred. I mean it wasn't anything outrageous, no dildos or other foreign objects inserted, there wasn't even any penetration. Just Simon going to work on himself. There is a hilarious scene with him humping the floor. Love it. I couldn't even look at the screen for part of it. I mean it's one thing when porn features Pornstar X, but when it's someone you "know", someone that was on MTV when I was young teenager, someone who was on my "really cute boys" list back in the day.... it's just a little much to stomach.
Needless to say, I got over that and have watched it about 4 times in the past hour.
Here's a rundown of the vid:
Simon in some PJ bottoms and a white tee sitting on the floor flipping through channels. Nothing's good on TV. Simon decides to pop in some entertainment, a wonderful video called "Young, Hard and Solo"(part one, presumabley) featuring a guy jerking off. Simon decides to follow suit and promptly removes his clothes and gets down to business. Jerk, jerk, jerk. Enter baby oil for easier jerkage. Jerk, jerk, jerk. Oh there happens to be a full-length mirror over here, let me get on my hands and knees facing said mirror and wank. (more like hand and knees, right?) Oh look, there's my ass all up in the camera. Jerk, jerk, jerk. This is not enough.... i want more friction. DING goes the light bulb... Simon goes missionary with the carpet and humps earnestly for like a minute, then he's back on his back, jerk jerk jerk... and then it ends.....
I must obtain the full clip, if indeed there is one which contains the money shot. I didn't go through all that shock and awe to be left with proverbial blue balls. I want the shot and I want it now! And I have to give Simon props in the endowment area. Nice Simon. Nice. Add that with the beautiful face....boy oh boy.
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