It's that time again kiddos. Time to objectify men like the peices of meat they are. This weeks HAM (hot ass man) is a departure from the previous 3, all of whom were hairless, well-muslced models. This week's HAM is kinda hairy, and all skin and bones, but he is McHott.

Adam Levine of Maroon 5 is a sexy peice of man. I don't usually go for the skinny rocker type, but I can't help but swoon when his pants are falling down past his skinny butt that can't hold them up.

I just love his funky style... god that man can wear a fucking denim jacket or ratty sweatshirt!! And I love that he has a penchant for barefooted-ness/flip-flop wear. A man after mine own heart. He looks like he doesn't care and puts on the first thing he sees onthe floor in the morning... but he still manages to look absolutely fuckable in that "i'm-so-nonchalant-so-why-don't-you-come-lick-my-stubble" way.

P.S. The drummer is a hot biscuit, too.

We all know that I am single handedly responsible for Maroon 5's popularity on the East Coast. IM me and I'll tell you the story.

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