On my way to lunch I was sidetracked by the beautiful new GQ cover. It was like I was on autopilot. I told myself last month that I would not buy any more magazines in an effort to force myself to stop being cheap and get the damn subscriptions. But I couldn't stop myself. But you can see why:
This month's issue is jam-packed with all types of hotness. McTasty boys on a boat, hot young lads modeling fashion on a soccer field, JAKE. And more Jake.
And Jason Alexander....
Not our favorite slightly pudgy and slightly bald sidekick....
But the Jason Alexander of former nuptial fame with Ms. Britney Spears.
I am GROSSED OUT by him. He is so back woods. Nasty. Eww. And WHY THE FUCK is he in GQ of all places? I would totally expect this from Maxim, but not GAY Quarterly.
So who wants to buy me a subscription???? Just consult the wishlist to your right. I have 3 subbies over there waiting to be purchased. I don't, however, need you to by Sexbomb, because SOMEONE BOUGHT IT. Whomever you are, I love you with all my soul and every breath of my being. I really, really do.
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