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Self Improvement is Masturbation
11.19.04 | Comments(0)

Today was the first time I had soda since Tuesday of last week (except for that Pepsi I had tuesday). Since getting sick last week, I have been drinking nothing but water, OJ and Gatorade. The ugliness of bumps on my face has since gone away, so I figured I'd would try to keep this up. I also have been trying not to eat red meat and haven't had any since perhaps Monday of last week (except for those 3 Sausage McGriddles, but who knows what that shit is made out of anyway? It could very well be cardboard and flavored rubber). This quasi-self improvement is not really an attempt at bettering myself or being healthier. Not an attempt for intrinsic well-being with consequential positive extrinsic results. Nope. Just something to do because I am always bored these days. And I'm vain and want my complexion to be what one could classify as "glowing". Yes, you see, everything I do in life boils down to a few simple things: Will I look pretty? Will pretty people be in attendence? How can I make people jealous of me? et cetera, et cetera. I have yet, however, to venture to the realm of self-improvement that involves exercise machinery and sweating. I don't think you'll see that post for a long, long while.


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