I'm in the market for a deluxe cardboard duplex. Since I just CAN'T FIND ANYWHERE TO LIVE, I figured I could save money and hassel by erecting my own home. I have been spoiled living in my apartment for 18 months... the housing in the College Park area is just unacceptable. Busted. I mean you should see some of these places. Lead poisioning, here I come! Someone needs to tell these people that in an ad for your property, don't say "great yard" and have the gall to include a photo of said yard that shows a total of 13 blades of crabgrass spread over 300 sq. feet of luxurious dirt.
School starts in less than two weeks and I am STILL homeless. I'd much rather live in DC, but I have this problem called poverty, maybe you've heard of it. Anyone in DC want a 4 month houseguest?
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