Sometimes I hate that I am such an instant gratification whore. I have been milling over the idea of getting an Ipod - excuse me - I HAVE BEEN COVETING THE FUCKING THINGS FOR ABOUT 3 YEARS NOW. I decided that my tax refund, in conjunction with funds from a successeful business proposition with the bank of Mommy, will finally put the ever popular and oh so fad-alicious music jukebox in my hand. I discovered that I could purchase an Ipod at a small discount (30 bux) simply because I pay thousands upon thousands of dollars every year to have half witted crazy bitches make my transcript look a mess, littered with C's, a few D's and god help me, those 2 F's. (In translation: I'm a student) The only catch, if you can even call it that, is that you have to order it online. Most normal people would wait the week or so to get the discounted Ipod. But not me. I want it NOW. So tomorrow I venture to the Apple store to purchase my ipod. Screw the 30 bones.
It would be just my fucking luck that the bitches are sold out. KNOCK ON WOOD. Let's hope not.
I will close this post with an open letter:
Dear visitors for the Inauguration,
Get the fuck out of my city (I don't even LIVE in DC and I hate you all)! I couldn't even make my train today because you cuntrags were sightseeing on the metro platform. Marvel at the cement ceiling. Feast your eyes on the rats running by the tracks! DIE DIE DIE. I mean, I don't even understand why it's a big deal, the twat's already in office. The only good this is doing is giving a couple thousand people a day off. I hate you all, please take off those stupid ass hats! You don't have to look like a tourist. Unless of course you want to get mugged. Did I mention get the fuck out?
Best Wishes for the Future,
Kia
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