Jake at some pre-Oscar Party a few days ago. Someone, please cut this man off from the bar.
Jake's looking to be in prime shape for a "take advantage" situation. You know, cop a feel or five while pretending to help him to the bathroom then slip him a little roofie action and bam, the cover of US 2 months later reads "Gyllenhaal pregnancy shocker!". I'd be all over that like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snow storm.
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