I don't sleep mothafucka off that yak and that durban, doing 120 gettin' head while I'm swervin'
Damn, Natalie. You a crazy chick!
Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I'm bustin' dudes mouths like Gushers mothafucka
Roll up on NBC and smack the shit out of Jeff Zucker
What you want Natalie?
To drink and fight!
What you need Natalie?
To fuck all night!
Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane group
I'll put my foot down your throat til you're shittin my shoe
Leave you screamin, pay for my dry cleanin
Fuck you man, it's my name that he's screamin!
All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman mothafucka, drink til I'm sick
I'll slit your throat and pump nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry, while I laugh you die
And all the dudes, you know I'm talkin to you
We love you Natalie!
I wanna fuck you too!
P! is for Portman
P! is for pussy
I'll kill your fuckin dog for fun so don't push me!
When I was in Harvard, I smoked weed everyday
I cheated every test and snorted all the Ya
I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes
I'll sit right down on your face and take a shit!
Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch (HELL YEAH)
and I always pay for your dry cleaning when my shit gets in your shoe.
As for the drug use, well I can't vouch for that.
My dick is scared of you. (WHAT!)
You may or may not have heard about this SNL Digital Short featuring my girlfriend Natalie Portman. The Lonely Island (same guys behind Lazy Sunday) hooked my girl up with a song that gives us a glimpse into a day in the life of Natalie Portman (the song is patterned directly after Easy E's "No More Questions"). Check it out. My DVR has been playing this non-stop for about 3 days. Andy Sandberg (I love you) rocks the Viking gear hard.
(please excuse my possibly shitty lyric transcription)
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